series 1 · terminally online

series 1 · terminally online

you scrolled too long and now there are monsters in your feed. pull one every day, it costs nothing

demo pull. the real ones start at launch

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terminally online

20 monsters, all spawned from your screen time. 13 are out in the open, the other 7 you'll have to pull

hype beats cope, cope beats grind, grind beats hype. chaos does whatever it wants

jeeter

jeeter

common·chaos

sold at +4%. it's up 900% now. i'm fine, i'm totally fine

paper hands

paper hands

common·cope

saw one red candle and left. no regrets. ok some regrets

gm

gm

common·hype

gm. that's the whole personality

doomscroller

doomscroller

common·cope

it's 3:47am and he's watched a guy power-wash a carpet for 40 minutes

copium huffer

copium huffer

common·cope

it's not dead, it's consolidating. everyone relax

npc

npc

common·grind

gm. wagmi. this is the way. gm

bagholder

bagholder

common·grind

down 94% and still holding. at this point it's personal

ratio

ratio

common·chaos

nobody asked but his reply has 3x your likes

mewer

mewer

uncommon·grind

hasn't said a word since 2024. the jawline does the talking

gym goblin

gym goblin

uncommon·grind

day 412 of never skipping. the dumbbell is still winning

ape

ape

uncommon·hype

didn't read it, bought it. what does it do

shiller

shiller

uncommon·hype

this one is different bro trust me. he says that every time

grassling

grassling

uncommon·cope

went outside once. won't shut up about it

hidden rare monster

rare · hidden

this one only shows up if you pull it

hidden rare monster

rare · hidden

this one only shows up if you pull it

hidden rare monster

rare · hidden

this one only shows up if you pull it

hidden rare monster

rare · hidden

this one only shows up if you pull it

hidden epic monster

epic · hidden

you're not ready for this one

hidden epic monster

epic · hidden

you're not ready for this one

someone is going to pull this and never be the same. 1% drop rate

the loop

pull a free monster every day. streaks get you extra pulls

ape
vs
mewer

throw it at other people's monsters. types matter, luck a little

jeeter

want to own it for real? claim it to your wallet, keep it or trade it

no token, no presale, and pulls stay free forever

founder monster

1,000 of them. then never again

one per wallet, free. we haven't shown it to anyone yet, it's still cracking

— / 1,000 claimed

save your spot

connect your wallet and sign a message. no gas, no transaction, and we can't touch your funds