
jeeter
common·chaos
sold at +4%. it's up 900% now. i'm fine, i'm totally fine

series 1 · terminally online
you scrolled too long and now there are monsters in your feed. pull one every day, it costs nothing
demo pull. the real ones start at launch
20 monsters, all spawned from your screen time. 13 are out in the open, the other 7 you'll have to pull
hype beats cope, cope beats grind, grind beats hype. chaos does whatever it wants

common·chaos
sold at +4%. it's up 900% now. i'm fine, i'm totally fine

common·cope
saw one red candle and left. no regrets. ok some regrets

common·hype
gm. that's the whole personality

common·cope
it's 3:47am and he's watched a guy power-wash a carpet for 40 minutes

common·cope
it's not dead, it's consolidating. everyone relax

common·grind
gm. wagmi. this is the way. gm

common·grind
down 94% and still holding. at this point it's personal

common·chaos
nobody asked but his reply has 3x your likes

uncommon·grind
hasn't said a word since 2024. the jawline does the talking

uncommon·grind
day 412 of never skipping. the dumbbell is still winning

uncommon·hype
didn't read it, bought it. what does it do

uncommon·hype
this one is different bro trust me. he says that every time

uncommon·cope
went outside once. won't shut up about it

rare · hidden
this one only shows up if you pull it

rare · hidden
this one only shows up if you pull it

rare · hidden
this one only shows up if you pull it

rare · hidden
this one only shows up if you pull it

epic · hidden
you're not ready for this one

epic · hidden
you're not ready for this one
someone is going to pull this and never be the same. 1% drop rate
pull a free monster every day. streaks get you extra pulls


throw it at other people's monsters. types matter, luck a little

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founder monster
one per wallet, free. we haven't shown it to anyone yet, it's still cracking
— / 1,000 claimed
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